At one time replacing lightbulbs was just a hassle. Occasionally it meant getting a chair or ladder to stand on, but as maintenance tasks go it’s not exactly rocket science. Or at least it wasn’t until recently.
Trying to buy a lightbulb here in Chalais has become a real trial. You always did have to be careful to get the correct size of screw cap. E14 or E27? Sounds like the food contents that used to drive our son into orbit.
And then there was the choice of how many Watts? I used to take a very simplistic view. If you want to be able to see, get a 100 Watt. If it’s just for effect, go for a 60 Watt. If only it were still that straight forward.
Normal lightbulbs are no more. Where once there were any number of big, bright new bulbs that looked like lightbulbs, now we have contorted glass shapes that claim to be both 15 Watt and 75 Watt at the same time. When you get them home you discover they are too tall to fit inside a normal lampshade, they take 10 minutes to reach full speed and leave a warmth of glow that is more associated with open-plan offices. And 75 Watts is either too little or too much for any situation you can think of.
If I thought that this was just France being obscure I would be importing bulbs by the ton. However, I get the impression the same situation probably holds true throughout Europe as well.
So as we head back into the Dark Ages we’re just glad that at least the Christmas lights in Chalais all seem to be working ok. Even if they take 2 hours to warm up.